Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Wetribution Meters

"Menciustral cycle---sorry, I had to."


One of my favorite reads is Mencius. I read his stuff when I want a casual break from the rigors of plowing through Vogue.

"If a man is ashamed of his work, he has only to turn to the practice of manhood-at-its-best. Engaging in manhood-at-its-best may be compared to archery.

The archer corrects his own stance and then shoots. If, after shooting, he misses the target, he does not get angry with those who did better. He simply seeks out the defects in himself."


Most think that Recount has to do with epeen (that's the technical scientific term---for you ghetto fab slang users, internet penis) and its size and worth.

This is where people go wrong, because its not a penis at all. It's a vagina.

Let me explain. Recount is more like a vagina because:

1) When a vagina is used for pure utility purposes, it either pops out a baby (new life) or gets rid of waste (better life).

2) When a vagina isn't used for pure utility purposes, someone is just getting fucked.

There you have it, you heard it here first on Forbearance, a blog dedicated to the "raiding wetribution paladin's soul"---Recount is actually Recunt and has nothing to do with penis.

When used to test a spec/rotation/whatever to give birth to a new standard of play or when used to pinpoint and eliminate specific problems in an encounter, vajayjay++.

Anything else is fucking around. For pure entertainment/enjoyment purposes, you might as well go straight for the addon Critoris.


Shamrockgirl said...

haha! Critoris! I read this at work, what are you trying to do to me! LOL

Grimmtooth said...

Critoris ... Oooo ... I'm naming my next hunter pet that.

Ixobelle said...

now i'm all hot an bothered

Arioch said...

Best. Analogy. Ever.

Recount is a tool, Recunt is posted after trash pulls in freaking SHADOWFANG KEEP by tools.

Hana said...

I sooooo want to share this with my coworker, but I can't summarize what this is about in the office environment. :D

Anonymous said...

Methinks you were horny when writing this.

Turiel said...

This is truly fantastic. I'm linking your post in my blog for this, because this is exactly how recount is for 99% of the people. I also think it's funny becuase I have never gotten mad at others for beating me in recount on the rare ocassion I dps, but when I do I simply get angry with myself for not doing the numbers I want, then looking back at myself to try to figure out what I can do better!! (much like your archer!)

River said...

God between you guys, and Pink Pigtail Inn talking about Porn. I might have to go buy some lotion.

Ophelie said...

I never thought of it like that, but yeah, you're totally right. We're just so conditioned to see penises everywhere. Stupid testostorony video games.

Xirella said...


It all makes sense now. I was wondering why all those people using Recunt smelled funny.

They really need to wash that shit.

(Late)Best. Assessment. Ever.

gnomeaggedon said...

I need me some new toys...

Cally said...
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Cally said...

OMG, thanks for the biggest laugh I have had all day. And thanks to BBB for the link that brought me to your blog. I'm looking forward to some more laughs and insight.