Tell me this isn’t the most auspicious name for a holy pally loot.
mmmkay, here’s a few more ideas blizzard:
[Hood of Negative Armor] for bear tanks
[Shield of Unmitigated Crushing Blows] for prots
[Cloak of Resisted Dots] for warlocks
Sounds pretty palatable, no?
We should have gotten Insanity, but we went into phase 3 with the Exhaustion debuff. It was my fault-- I forgot that taking my shirt off triggers global Heroism.
Our pro MT grabbed Anub by the balls and whipped him around like it was nothing to worry about. I told him that was some legit maneuvering skillz, and he said “Nah man, tanking’s easy. I don’t even have a mouse-- I use my laser printer to strafe around.”
If you find whatever you’re tanking is giving you the stress worthy of loots and attention, you’re an amateur unfit for tanking. Go roll a ret pally and kill cobras in sholozar basin.
I once received a scam blizzard email that looked so real. It was uncanny. I hope the scammer go DIAF, but I wasn’t angry. I appreciate his respect for my intelligence--the guy put in a lot of effort to legitimize the look and feel of that email.
On the other hand, I am pissed at Ecwhcxejb. I'm sure he has no intention of compromising my account, but he’s got no respect for me. He thinks I’m so stupid he can trick me with hello! cup your balls and go to a;sdlfkjaidvpaoijdof to chat with Ferraro #5!
When I first started playing ret, I bound the spells on keys 1 through 5 so I can slide my finger back and forth...oh, what a huge nub I was.
Now I have transcended to the level of sustaining my dps just by looking at the keyboard. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you'll miss all that heavenly glory.