It's Friday, which means it's time to link achievements and loots that no one cares about!
We did it with zero death. I think there should be a title for zero death. Something like OMG It's. That way, I can be OMG It's Jong.
I got me this sexy time. It has way too much hit rating though. I LOVE hit rating, but this one has too much. It's like having too much bacon.
I was defending the gold mine by myself. I tried to distract the enemies with the stormwind banner, but it didn't work.
I think Stormwind is my favorite city. I like it because the bank looks like a bank and the church looks like a church. Thunderbluff is stupid, because everything is a tent with three cows standing in it.
When I went alliance, I chose human. Human racials are just so good. thpirit! woooo! Plus, I wanted to look like Uther.
Then I decided humans are boring, so I went dwarf.
His name is fucking Fabioso the Fabulous. When I first saw this guy, I was running over to turn in the cooking daily, and I came to a complete stop. I had to stop, because I needed my whole body to hate him.