It's only been a week, but I missed you. Like the deserts miss the rain. If Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors, I can blog after I quit blogging.
It's Tuesday night, the raids reset, I smell nice, and I got me a bottle of Jack Daniel's. Everything's perfect. Gawd I love this redneck Tenessee whiskey. One of these days, I'm gonna have sons. Three strong sons brave like Grom Hellscream and sexy like me. I'm gonna name them Jack, Jim, and Johnny. Hmmm... I need girl names synonimous with Jack, Jim, and Johny in case I have daughters. Oh, I got it: Megan.
You know I've always had warrior charge envy. I wrote so many mails to ghostcrawler requesting ret pally charge. I told him I'd be willing to give up pussy bubble and whatever pointless pally touchy-feely spells to be able to charge into battle. He said no, so I decided to just roll me a warrior.
I LOVE this guy. I'm particullary proud of the name I picked out for him. Scutum means vibrator in Latin, which is really fitting cause I'm a warrior. I have an awesome RP background story for him too:
Scutum Hellscream is a forgotten son of Grom Hellscream. Grom done knocked-up all three Destiny's Child during their Summer 2007 World Tour. Currently, Beyonce Knowles and Kelly Rowland are engaged in a multi-million custody battle for Scutum and Grom's alimony.
Jong: Hello Sctutum... my half brother.
Scutum: Lok'tar whitest blond belf with an Asian name... how can you be my half brother?
J: Our daddy's got more off-court game than Wilt Chamberlain. My momma is Renee Zellweger. I was begotten during the Jerry McGuire premiere, but Lucy Liu claimed me as her son.
S: Damn...zug zug.
J: Tell me about yourself.
S: I'm a lvl 31 arms warrior and simply unstoppable. I'm so leet I kill stuff and complete quests by accident. I just run up and down The Barrens with my protruding hard-on and zebras, lions, kodos, and all animals of Savannah drop to cleave damage. When I went to Hillsbrand Foothill, I had to zip my pants back up cause I kept aggoring the Southshore gryphon master.
J: Unapologetic ego and self-delusion...you're doing it right...you ARE my brother!