Today, I'm in a stream of consciousness narrative mode. I'm drunk and I'm unable to put together a coherent line of thoughts. Come get some before I sober up and pull this post.
Office coffee... our office coffee comes in two delicious flavors: American Turpentine and Colombian Mud Water.
I’m liking my mage way too much. The other day, I almost got run over by a car trying to blink across the street.
I’m heading out to Virginia next week for my friend’s wedding. I was chosen the best man by the sheer virtue of my leet toasting skills. When I rock the microphone, there will be tears! laughter! and... panties flying across the room! WTB port to Reagan National Airport pst 15g tip... otherwise, I'll have to fly DELTA, Don’t Even Leave The Airport. We Love to Fly and it Shows my butt. I got here six hours ago. I generally hate flying, but I would love to fly sometime TODAY.
I'm excited to see my friends and family though. People in East Coast have no idea how big California is. My friends would ask me stuff like, “How do you like living in LA? Do you hang out in downtown San Francisco after work ?”
Um, no, do you drive to fucking Maine for lobster dinners?
Speaking of lobsters, we tried general hard mode tonight. The run back to general's room sucks. It's plastered with breath-taking stained glass arts, but it still sucks. It could be covered in boobs, and I'd still hate it. Please guys, L2 Dance Dance Revolution out of shadow crash.
Oh gawd, I'm gonna see so many Koreans at the wedding. They're my peepz. They make me so proud in some ways and embarrass me in other ways. They'd eat anything with four legs. Even puppy dogs. They'd eat anything with four legs except desks.
One of the reasons I excel at wow is because I'm Korean. My racial passive includes +15 Gaming and +15 Calculus. Things were working as intended until black people qq'ed about how unstoppable we were... so Blizzard nerfed our penis size by 3 inches. Dubya tee eff?
Have you heard of SlayerS_'BoxeR' the Emperor of Terrans? If you've played StarCraft, go check out this gosu lock-down at 0:32 and the mines at 1:57. It's insane. I swear if they ever come up with un-manned fighter jets, Koreans would dominate the world. Just give them a joystick.