Sunday, June 14, 2009

The class I don't want to be in real life

The numbers post isn't happening. I hated writing it. I know my numbers, so I'm good to go. If ret pallies who come here don't know they numbers, I don't care. I love me, and since they're not me, I don't care.

Lesson learned: stay within your element, especially if you're an elemental shaman.
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I called my dad today and got owned.

Dad: Hello

Me: ZOMG Happy Father's Day dad! Sorry, I didn't have time to get you anyth...

Dad: Next week nub. Oh, and look at that! You have a whoooole week to plan out a thoughtful and expensive gift for me! /click
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If you could inherit talents and skills of any wow class... not in a fantasy world, but right now, in 2009, where you are still you going through everyday stuff, which class would you choose?

I'd never pick hunter. I've watched Discovery channel covers on Marine snipers that can shoot a hole through a dime from 1 mile away. My stupid hunter can't shoot a fuckin dragon that's big as my house from 50 yards out. Too far away. Dude, it's RIGHT. THERE.

Track Humanoids... A-ha! I can pwn my nieces in hide-and-seek now!... oh wait, I can already do that.

The only way I'd choose hunter is if the city ordinance allows for walking around the neighborhood with my pet polar bear. I'd take my bear to the dog park and pick up all the chicks-- awww what's his name? Since I'm not allowed to have a polar bear in my condo, my animal commanding abilities are only good for being that gator control dudes down in Florida. I don't wanna be those guys cause I make way more money than they do.

11 comments:

Shy said...

aww, they don't allow polar bears where you live? buggers! go bonk them on the head, lol.

I almost went for the same fathersday mistake ;)

Beefheart said...

I guess I'd be a druid because I would never have to use public sodding transport ever again. I could also stealth my way out of tipping in restaurants. I would definitely not be a caster, simply for the LOS issues.."What's that, a pebble? Target not in LOS". /sigh.

Grimmtooth said...

Hey, the nice thing about being a hunter is "Summon pet" / "Dismiss pet".

Apartment problem solved.

Arioch said...

Huh. Father's Day is next week?
Good to know. You have provided useful information!

Where would real life mage portals be linked to? That would be a pretty hefty factor in my decision...

Sprink of Archimonde said...

Mage is the class to be. No ifs, ands or buts about it. One word.

Teleport.

Setting things on fire may be nice, too, as would being able to conjure your own food and water... but mostly teleport. ^_^

Sassafras said...

Who needs numbers?

And I lean towards mage.... who doesn't love portals?

Firespirit said...

Jong:

I'm a lifelong Ret, joined the game just as BC was winding down (I dinged 65 the day that 2.4 and isle was released).

I came over from Megan's blog, and have been reading yours faithfully ever since.

Just let me say - don't change a thing. I come here because your writing style is unique, entertaining, and hilarious.

You have insight (there are little nuggets of info in every post) if you truly read each post. Don't change a thing. Forebearance does not need to be *coughFERARROcoughcoughcoughhackcough* type blog. There are plenty of other resources out there.

If you truly feel that you need to offer a place where Ret Pallys come to get info... how about a Q&A Session like you did for megan and the PvP item a few weeks back?

Anonymous said...

Jong,

I'm a rogue and a shadow priest and I come here because your words FEED MY DPS FURY.

And I wish you didn't take down the post that said "I die like death is my aggro drop ability," cause that made me LOL for reals. My rogue has that ability too, and I'm pretty sure my raid thinks I have it hotkeyed some days.

Keep it up. Like this blog, it's where the DPS can come shoot the shit.

Vndead said...

yeah love the blog.. very funny. I checked the blog every day .. in case you put something up and decide to take it down for some reason.. wtf...

gnomeaggedon said...

My RePally idol wtfpwned by his father...

You have a lot to learn tadpole...

Hierakles said...

Eh, Jong, I've found if I have my polar bear with me, no one really seems to want to mention any silly city ordinances. At least, not after that time....