The numbers post isn't happening. I hated writing it. I know my numbers, so I'm good to go. If ret pallies who come here don't know they numbers, I don't care. I love me, and since they're not me, I don't care.
Lesson learned: stay within your element, especially if you're an elemental shaman.
I called my dad today and got owned.
Me: ZOMG Happy Father's Day dad! Sorry, I didn't have time to get you anyth...
Dad: Next week nub. Oh, and look at that! You have a whoooole week to plan out a thoughtful and expensive gift for me! /click
If you could inherit talents and skills of any wow class... not in a fantasy world, but right now, in 2009, where you are still you going through everyday stuff, which class would you choose?
I'd never pick hunter. I've watched Discovery channel covers on Marine snipers that can shoot a hole through a dime from 1 mile away. My stupid hunter can't shoot a fuckin dragon that's big as my house from 50 yards out. Too far away. Dude, it's RIGHT. THERE.
Track Humanoids... A-ha! I can pwn my nieces in hide-and-seek now!... oh wait, I can already do that.
The only way I'd choose hunter is if the city ordinance allows for walking around the neighborhood with my pet polar bear. I'd take my bear to the dog park and pick up all the chicks-- awww what's his name? Since I'm not allowed to have a polar bear in my condo, my animal commanding abilities are only good for being that gator control dudes down in Florida. I don't wanna be those guys cause I make way more money than they do.