We ran our final Sarth last night. That illusive slut finally dropped the trinket I’ve been wanting for months. I tea-bagged him one last time and kissed him night night.
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Someone announced 3.1 is here! and the guild chat just went ape shit. Texts were scrolling up so fast that I couldn’t keep up with it. All the nerds were pissing down their legs with joy as if they just heard that Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana were having a joint concert.
Me? Pfffft I couldn’t care less..... although I can’t explain this raging hard-on protruding through my Brookes Brothers pants every time I think of Ulduar.
Am I ready?
I am decked out to the teef 50 cent style and my bags are stacked with enough consumables to feed the hungry children of Africa for months. Let’s dance. Y soy paladin and I’m gonna whoop yo ass.
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